The Mayfair Chippy

Friday March 21st, 2025
Rating: 3
by Derick Rethans

When we arrived, there was a long queue outside waiting to get in. Luckily, my wife had booked, so we got to skip the queue. Inside, we were seated in a backroom, with space for about a dozen people.

The menu isn't extensive, which makes sense, as it's a chippy. We both therefore had Fish and Chips, but not quite the same ones. My wife had the cod, while I had the haddock. There wasn't really much between them though. Both of them came in beautifully light batter. For those who don’t like fish, or who are vegetarian, they also offer a battered rare breed sausage, or a battered halloumi as alternatives.

A reasonable amount of reasonable chips were served with the fish. They were the classic style of chips you get with a fish and chip supper, a little chewy, and quite far away from the triple cooked Belgian fries that are so very good (but not traditional for fish and chips). There were also three accompaniments: tartare sauce, with crunchy gherkins, mushy peas to cover the vegetable section, and a nice and spicy curry sauce. My wife being a traditionalist also went in for the malt vinegar and salt.

With our meal, we shared a bottle of a white Vinho Verde, from Portugal. It's not something you often find in a chippy, but it was date night after all.

We didn't have any dessert, as the Fish and Chips were quite filling. It's a good chippy, but I believe it was quite pricey for what it was. You don't typically pay £25 per person for food at a chippy. Maybe we should try out our local chippy…

We did come home with a paper party bag of fruit salad sweets and black jacks though!

Haddock and Chips
Haddock and Chips
14 North Audley Street, London W1K 6WE
Starters: £4.75-£13.25; Mains: £17.50-£33.50; Wines from £30.95

The Grove Tavern

Friday March 14th, 2025
Rating: 3
by Derick Rethans

We walked to the Grove Tavern, situated on the corner of a street with a few other shops, cafés, and another restaurant. When we arrived there were a few people having a pint, and a few other people eating. We were shown to our seats in a near-empty part of the dining room.

It being a pub, it does pub food. And it does it rather well.

While waiting for our mains, we first enjoyed some crispy halloumi, dressed in honey and chilli. They were a little crunchy and sweet. My wife had the Onglet steak, which she said was better than the steak at Rail House Victoria. It came with some good chips, a mushroom, and a peppercorn sauce. I enjoyed the Fish & Chips. It was a good portion with a light, but not whimsical, batter. Besides it were the usual accompaniments: tartare sauce, chunky chips, and some mushy peas. The latter I thought were a little too watery.

With our meal, we also shared a bottle of a Paraíso Sur viognier from Chile.

We didn't fancy any of the desserts, and instead we ended up for some dessert wine at The Brackenbury Wine Rooms at the other side of the terrace. Their menu looked good too, so that might become a further review.

The Grove was cosy and welcoming, and it fits in well as a neighbourhood pub with decent food.

Crispy Halloumi
Crispy Halloumi
Fish & Chips
Fish & Chips
Onglet Steak
Onglet Steak
3 Hammersmith Grove, London W6 0NQ
Starters: £6.50-£9.95; Mains: £15.95-£29.50; Wines from £27.50

Rail House Victoria

Friday March 7th, 2025
Rating: 3.5
by Derick Rethans

We went to the Rail House Victoria on a rainy Friday evening. We were seated right next to a big group with children generally acting up, on a table which if I’m honest was a little undersized.

We started our meal with five aged Gouda croquettes. We've seen portions of two, three, and four before, but five is slightly bizarre. I don't get it when restaurants serve sharing items in prime number portions. It makes it harder to divide properly to share. They were however, quite tasty.

As her main, my wife selected the minute sirloin stack, which was served with a fried egg with a running yolk, and a caper salsa. It was well cooked. I chose the roast lamb, which was served with a fried rice with peppers and onions. The lamb was spot on as well, and lovely pink in the middle. It however did come in a very hot pan which I subsequently burned my hand on. With the meal, we shared a bottle of a Cantina di Gambellare merlot.

The dishes were fine, but the setting was more like an industrial gastropub, than a date-night establishment.

We were finished pretty quickly,, but didn't fancy any of their puddings. Instead, we popped over the road to Stoke House to enjoy a lovely cocktail.

Aged Gouda Croquette Balls
Aged Gouda Croquette Balls
Roast Lamb with Fried Rice
Roast Lamb with Fried Rice
Minute Sirlock Steak with Fried Egg
Minute Sirlock Steak with Fried Egg
8 Sir Simon Milton Sq, London SW1E 5DJ
Starters: £8-£13.5; Mains £15.50-£28; Wines from £32

The Surprise

Friday February 28th, 2025
Rating: 4
by Derick Rethans

We were determined not to do a "Valentine's Meal", you know, the ones that are cringe, start with a welcome glass of cheap fizz, have a special overpriced set menu, and are just a bit cheesy all round. Instead of that, my wife had booked a table at The Surprise, a gastropub in Chelsea that decidedly did not have a Valentine's Day Menu.

We were set in a small back room, and getting there meant wrestling through a throng of people hanging out at the busy bar.

As our starter, we shared chicken and blue cheese croquets, which came with a delicious thyme mayonnaise. We ordered a bottle of Riesling, partly because my wife didn't want to pronounce Gruner Veltliner to the waiter. It was nice and crisp, and we enjoyed it while waiting for our mains to arrive.

I chose the pan-fried cod. Unfortunately they no longer had that, but after going back-and-forth with the kitchen, it turned out they could do the same dish with monk fish, which I indeed had. It came served with mussels and prawns, some smoked tomatoes and risotto. The ingredients worked well together.

My wife picked the butternut squash gnocchi, which was a little crunchy on the outside offering a nice texture, and was served with kale and pine nuts. It also was a dish that was well put together.

We were still a little peckish, and henceforth decided we wanted some pudding. Our wine had run out though, so with our desserts — the affogato for her, an orange cake with chocolate sorbet for me — we also enjoyed a glass of dessert wine: A sauternes to go with the affogato, and for me a tokaji to go with the cake and sorbet.

The food was excellent, although the service was a little slow. The staff did apologise for this, while commenting that this was due to it being Valentine's Day. It's a great vibrant place for a meal, so we'd go again.

Chicken Croquets
Chicken Croquets
Monk Fish, with Prawns and Mussels
Monk Fish, with Prawns and Mussels
Butternut Squash Gnocchi
Butternut Squash Gnocchi
Orange & Almond Cake, with Chocolate Sorbet
Orange & Almond Cake, with Chocolate Sorbet
Affogato
Affogato
6 Christchurch Terrace, London SW3 4AJ
Starters: £9-£12.50; Mains: £19.50-£37; Wines from £30

The Blue Stoops

Friday February 21st, 2025
Rating: 3.5
by Derick Rethans

On a cold and rainy evening, we met at the Blue Stoops, a pub owned by Midlands brewery Allsopp's, near Notting Hill Gate station, on the way to Kensington High Street. We arrived a little early, so started off with a half. I tried a Double Diamond, a beer that has recently come back after having been gone for 30 years.

While we were enjoying our cheeky half, our table became ready, and we sat down to investigate the menu. With our food we ordered a large glass of wine, but they only did small measures. So instead of a single large glass each, we ended up with four small ones! We combined the glasses to end up with two large glasses. A little curious, and to be fair, I would have been happy with just a small glass instead.

Back to the meal — To start, we had an oyster each. They were nice and plump, and were served with the usual accompaniments: a slice of lemon and an onion vinaigrette. We also choose the same main course, and onglet steak served with chunky chips, and a fried egg. The chips were crispy and fluffy, the steak well cooked, and the egg added some moisture. We saw other plates coming out of the kitchen, and I think we missed our mark here by not picking two different dishes.

The dining room had a typical gastropub feeling to it, and the bar was quite busy. It's a good spot, and I'm glad to see it has opened. Maybe next time we need a better look at their menu.

Oysters
Oysters
Onglet Steak, with Chips and an Egg
Onglet Steak, with Chips and an Egg
127-129 Kensington Church Street, London W8 7LP
Starters: £4-£15; Mains: £21-£32.50; Wines from £39

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